Posts by Holey_Cheeses*King_of

according to both christian and jewish eschatology, the messiah will come to jerusalem, where he will deliver the jews from hostile nations "round about.

"since the jehovah's witnesses and other adventists don't believe his coming will be literally fulfilled, but figuratively fulfilled, they simply believe he will return to the earth, where he will slay the wicked and the righteous will be caught up to meet him in the air.. first we have a christian declaration:.

and when [jesus] had spoken these things, while [the apostles] beheld, he was taken up; and a cloud received him out of their sight.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

Let's just hope it's not on the carpet.

Cheeses the reverential one.

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ELDER LIES AND GET'S PRAISED FOR IT! FALSE ACCUSATIONS AGAINST ME!

by BucketShopBill in

want to know how a lie can turn into a compliment?

only in the jw mindset!!!.

we got called into the dreaded back room after meeting to find two elders wanting to discuss a 'serious' matter with us.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

Every now and again a post like this comes along, and it begs to ask two questions -

Why did you allow this to happen?

And, What would prompt someone to want to tell others about it?

The answer, as always -

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES

Cheeses. Wondering what the fuck!

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Why is the world full of ATHEISTS?

by exWTslave in

bible describes atheism as a condition of the heart and is all about seeking what is ephemeral, not acting with insight.

(psalm 14:1, 2) thus it rightly says the whole world is lying in the attraction of what is ephemeral.

(wicked one is not a correct translation.1 john 5:19) thus even believers who pray to god (for material blessings) are actually atheists as they are not trying to be poor in spirit.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

I don't consider the world to be 'full' of atheists, but there is certainly an over abundance of dolts, dullards, imbeciles, morons, and outright fuckin' idiots to be found. Whether the OP fits such a description remains up to the discretion of the reader. Me thinks so.

Cheeses. aka the Prints of Piece.

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How is the org really run? What goes on behind the scenes?

by Magnum in

how is the org really run?

what goes on behind the scenes?.

i just read an older post on this site that was recently bumped (http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/6600/1/don-adams-biography) the post mentioned the adams brothers don, karl, & joel and how influential they are/were at headquarters.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

There are obviously some unusual rituals that would happen at gb get togethers, and somehow I feel that a masturbation circle would be part of it.

Cheeses - who sometimes mocks the brothers.

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Is it wrong to mock and ridicule the Watchtower Society?

by yadda yadda 2 in

jw
friends

robert j ingersoll on the great voltaire:.

"it has been claimed by the christian critics that voltaire was irreverent; that he examined sacred things without solemnity; that he refused to remove his shoes in the presence of the burning bush; that he smiled at the geology of moses, the astronomical ideas of joshua, and that the biography of jonah filled him with laughter.

they say that these stories, these sacred impossibilities, these inspired falsehoods, should be read and studied with a believing mind in humbleness of spirit; that they should be examined prayerfully, asking god at the same time to give us strength to triumph over the conclusions of our reason.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

The wts by its very existence proves that it is ripe for the picking as far as ridiculing is concerned. Its followers, beliefs and practises are all absurd, and if it weren't for the fact that they are so dangerous and destructive, their lifestyle would make for a great Monty Python script.

Cheeses - not always the reverent one.

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In your memory, what was the nicest day you had out in field service?

by LoisLane looking for Superman in

for me, that happy day was in morro bay, calif. it was the fall, oct 1958 or 9. gorgeous weather.

the sun was shining and the wind was coming off of the ocean.. at that time, morro bay was unassigned territory.. talesin on another thread was talking about a lovely day she had, going with her grandfather, talking with a mr languages.

lol.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

Without bothering to read any of the other posts, as I do not consider any day could be counted as 'good' (refer to the meaning of nice) out in so called field service, but, if I had one in memory, it would be the day in November 1988 when witnessing around my local town, and I said to myself "This is the last time I am doing this shit". And that was it. No more. A pleasant day indeed.

Cheeses. No fond memories of the cult - it was all fucked up from the word go.

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Aposate crashes the memorial!

by Batman89 in

i should have posted this a few weeks ago, anyways this guy tony prime has guts!.

check it!.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uadqh8-3qa0&list=uu7urkksine92mtdj2s33gwq.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

problemaddict,

I really appreciated your wry sense of humour when you wrote in reference to the memorial gate crasher that he would be "Giving apostates a bad name quite frankly". Well, I nearly choked on my caviar with laughter when I read that statement. I mean, to a jw, an apostate could not have any more worse a name. To them the only way to improve your standing would be to die. But to the vast majority of the real world being termed an apostate carries not the least bit of relevance.

Brother Mike,

You should probably stay a jw as you have the appropriate name and it seems like you are just made for the jw life.

Cheeses. Dispensing gems of wisdom to the needy.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

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